Comments on: Atheists: How can we use our satanic atheist magic to cure indigestion?

By: IndianaFevere24

IndianaFevere24 — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:59:45 +0000

You are a weirdo, do you really think that is going to work. Try praying to God.

By: Bob B™

Bob B™ — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:22:37 +0000

Write the following on a parchment paper:

Fire, fire down be-low,
fizzle, go out, and mel-low.

Burn this in a brass plate as you make the following potion:

To 4 ounces on purified water add 1 tsp sodium bicarbonate, and one tablet of acetylsalicylic acid which you have finely crushed with a mortar and pestle.

Drink the potion while you turn 3 times counter-clockwise.

By: ellakolesnikova

ellakolesnikova — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 07:37:57 +0000

Alka Seltzer

p.s. + Black Tea

By: CindyComesBack

CindyComesBack — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 07:22:46 +0000

You can use your atheist satanic MONEY to go out and buy Tums. Or any other antacid. And then EAT them.

By: Stan

Stan — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 07:02:59 +0000

Sacrifice 4 baby’s to the Dawkins God and you shall be cured.

By: PropReno

PropReno — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:49:23 +0000

The dark god of Science will heal you once you leave your sacrifice at the porcelain altar.

This too shall pass my son.

By: Entropy and pain

Entropy and pain — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:07:17 +0000

I find that the unholy potion named milk of magnesia works wonders for many stomach problems.

By: Lady Lynx

Lady Lynx — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:45:29 +0000

*hands over prilosec OTC* That should help

By: M to the R Mighty RA

M to the R Mighty RA — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:37:33 +0000

Bicarbonate of soda is by far the best and cheapest agent for the reduction of stomach acid and the fastest acting, you have to be careful not to have too much and make your stomach too alkaline.

By: Doubly Devilishly Sexy Occulty™

Doubly Devilishly Sexy Occulty™ — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:13:09 +0000

Threre is no such thing as too much babby.

I think perhaps a Christian might have been within a half-mile of you when you ingested the babby.

Quick! Sacrifice a virgin to our dark Lord Satan!

That will cure the ill effects of being near a Christian!